We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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