The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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