what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We have started to decorate penises.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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