I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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