She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
