i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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