After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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