Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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