Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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