oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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