yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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