Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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