Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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