Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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