Plan B is the new Plan A
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This is the prime rib incident all over again
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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