Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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