her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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