Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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