i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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