I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
this will be a night to untag.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Damn victory sex feels great
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