no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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