I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Randomize
