Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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