I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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