3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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