Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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