Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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