Pregnant stripper...not hot.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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