Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
True college students do jello shots in the library
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