what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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