i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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