My pussy is not your playground.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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