I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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