Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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