i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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