I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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