idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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