I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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