It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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