Nicole vs. Life
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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