He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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