My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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