What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Houston, we have a squirter
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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