And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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