Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Your penis caused this!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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