I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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