no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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