he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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