And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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