last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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