who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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