Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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