Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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