Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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