You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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